The Awesomegasmic Thoughts of Myself and Those of Others That Amuse Me
Michiganian bitches! It’s my birthday why aren’t you karaokeing with me?
I need to get my damn hair cut before I pull out the scissors and start weeding
Wait….does Dean know he’s a demon? I was just thinking about his conversation with Crowley about the demons being sent after him and killing them to satiate the Mark so he doesn’t become a demon. Is it possible to not know?
Bad day level: impulse buying gas station chocolate cake
I need a GISHWHES team! OMG! HALP!
I was thinking about how its a good thing all of the Hogwarts founders names were alliterations. Like if Godric Gryffindor’s name had been, like, Jeff and the basilisk is hissing at Salazar Slytherin like “are you gonna let him get away with that sssssshit” and Helga Hufflepuff is just drinking out of her magic cup to forget and Rowena Ravenclaw is like “bro, could you at least spell it ‘Geoff’?”