The Awesomegasmic Thoughts of Myself and Those of Others That Amuse Me
I need a GISHWHES team! OMG! HALP!
I was thinking about how its a good thing all of the Hogwarts founders names were alliterations. Like if Godric Gryffindor’s name had been, like, Jeff and the basilisk is hissing at Salazar Slytherin like “are you gonna let him get away with that sssssshit” and Helga Hufflepuff is just drinking out of her magic cup to forget and Rowena Ravenclaw is like “bro, could you at least spell it ‘Geoff’?”
Taco bell worker 1: I just got hot sauce in my sock
Taco bell worker 2 (without missing a beat): well at least you don't got cold feet
Bless you taco bell worker 2.
currently the weird solo person at applebees occupying an 8 top with my laptop and a mountain dew because I have no friends. you and me, wifi. you and me.
UFC just seems like aggressive foreplay.