The Awesomegasmic Thoughts of Myself and Those of Others That Amuse Me


Michiganian bitches! It’s my birthday why aren’t you karaokeing with me?

We all know what me listening to Counting Crows means

(Source: Spotify)

I need to get my damn hair cut before I pull out the scissors and start weeding

Real questions

Wait….does Dean know he’s a demon? I was just thinking about his conversation with Crowley about the demons being sent after him and killing them to satiate the Mark so he doesn’t become a demon. Is it possible to not know?

This lyric video dropped today. I needed this song today….I need this song most days but today it really helped. about to go play some really loud music in my car on the way to work….maybe some matt nathanson

Bad day level: impulse buying gas station chocolate cake

How does a thing end that barely began? with silence. with weeks of unreturned text messages. without a reason why. with assumptions that something i did was wrong. with hurt. 

(Source: Spotify)

I need a GISHWHES team! OMG! HALP!

I was thinking about how its a good thing all of the Hogwarts founders names were alliterations. Like if Godric Gryffindor’s name had been, like, Jeff and the basilisk is hissing at Salazar Slytherin like “are you gonna let him get away with that sssssshit” and Helga Hufflepuff is just drinking out of her magic cup to forget and Rowena Ravenclaw is like “bro, could you at least spell it ‘Geoff’?”

These weirdos stole my phone at the #willienelson show #sistagram #concert

These weirdos stole my phone at the #willienelson show #sistagram #concert